Hot Tub Etiquette For Women
* It is not lady like to straddle a water jet,
moan in ecstasy, then scream at the top of your
lungs, "Oh yes baby!"
* Washing your partners back is sexy, washing
your pantyhose is not.
* Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant
experience, but don't spoil things by making snide
remarks like,
"I've seen bigger wangs on Hamsters."*
It's OK to pass a joint while tubbing, it's not
OK to pass gas.* Don't think you're fooling anybody
by trying to pass off your vibrator as a toy submarine.
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