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Music-
Fergie
All hail Fergie, the duchess of vaginal metaphors!
With songs like "London Bridge" and
"Glamorous." "London Bridge"
, "Hollaback Girl," is making her
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Fashion-
Spring
Trends 07'
Dresses they are once again the key ingredient
for spring. You will continue to see babydoll,
shift, kimono, wraps, jersey and sundresses,
but adding to the mix are tent, sack, trapeze,
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Travel-
Colorado
Flakes of snow have fallen throughout Colorado,
and the door of possibilities has been flung
wide open. Find yourself skating along a frozen
lake, watching a winged migration or hitting
the alpine runs of your favorite ski resort
— all just a stone's throw from your lodging.
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Cars-
07'
Honda Fit
The Honda Fit is a five-door hatchback automobile
produced by Honda of Japan, first introduced
in June 2001. The vehicle is known as the Fit
in Japan, China, and in both North and South
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Do's
and dont's - For the Exotic Dancer |
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by Kelly Davis
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Do dress sexy. A man is there
to see what he does not see at home. So
many times I have seen girls wear tops
they wear to the grocery store and think
since men look at them they should wear
it on stage. NEGATIVE....
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Do agree with the managers when
there is a conflict in the club.. When
your customer and a manager disagrees
with something, always agree with your
manager- it is in your best interest..
If anything STAY out of it! Remeber :
Your manager is on your side.
3. Do socialize. A dancer's
job is to be social and make men feel
welcomed. A club will hire you to not
only dance but to entertain. You are the
host not the DJ or the bartender - YOU.
4. Do a lapdance that will bring
back regulars. If you act like your bored
the custimer will get the same vibe.
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Do's
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by Kelly Davis
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Don't wear Wal-Mart g-strings.
Most likely the customers wife shops there....
2. Don't argue
with the managers on how much you owe them.
This will only get you on their BAD side
and believe me you dont want that. I have
learned the hard way..
3 . Don't act like the men are
suppose to come to you. It does not matter
how beautiful you are, men want you to come
to them.
4.
Don't rip off your customers and
tell them the dances are more than they
are. A guy is keeping count and knows 2
songs are not 4..
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"Dancer"
Poem
My name is dancer, not prostitute or whore.
My dance is my life, my living and more,
My worth, my value, my self esteem
Expressed in movement to a musical theme.
I dance for money to earn my way,
I dance for pleasure, I dance for pay.
But that doesn't mean I'm naughty or bad.
If you think I am, then for you I feel sad.
I'm a person, with personal needs,
Like love, happiness, and desire to be me.
I hope for the future, I ache from the past,
But on stage I'm a dancer...first note to last.
I feel love and hate, joy and pain.
I need to eat and be sheltered from the rain.
Though my work may be concidered indiscreet,
Please don't put me down because I have dancing
feet.
~Unknown Author~
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"Quick Girly Recipe"
Fabulous Fast Shrimp
~Doll Dishes~
Here is a quick, healthy recipe for the girl on the
go!
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Ingredients:
1 Tbs. butter OR margarine
2 stalks celery, chopped
1/4 cup chopped green pepper
1/4 cup sliced green onions
1 lb. fresh large shrimp, shelled
and deveined
1 can (10 3/4 oz.) Cream of Chicken OR
98% Fat Free Cream of Chicken Soup
1/2 cup water
Dash of cayenne pepper
Hot cooked rice
Paprika
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HEAT butter
in skillet. Add celery, green
pepper and green onions and cook until
tender. Add shrimp and cook 3 to 5 minutes,
or until done.
ADD soup, water and cayenne pepper and heat
through. Serve over rice. Sprinkle with
paprika. Serves 4.
related links to
help you eat healthy!
vegez.com
easypeasy.com
beejuu.com
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| Jazmine's
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Question:
Dear Jazmine,
I have a difficult time getting along with this bitch
at my club. No matter what day it is she is always fucking
with me to the point where I want to kick her friggin
ass. I have tried ignoring her but it is impossible.
She talks shit to the other dancers and even some of
my customers. She is a jealous, money hungry CUNT and
just always looking for trouble. Should I kick her ass
or should I let it go?
Rachel, Detroit
Answer:
Dear A.B.
Where is the fire extinguisher? Look, you need to cool
down. Kicking some ass won't solve anything. I am not
sure who this dancer is and what she is all about, but
the last thing you want is to let a person like this
get in your way. If you let people get to you this easy,
then, this is not the right career path for you. Get
out or get with it and do the thing you do best - dance
and make that money. CUSTOMERS are the reason you show
up for work everyday not the bitch sitting next to you
in the dressing room. Others will recognize a girl with
that attitude, and the only person she is harming is
herself. So, Rachel, do me a favor and don't let the
little people get the best of you- keep Stayin' Alive.
- Jazmine
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REAL Exotic Dancer Story
OK
here it is...
One slow night at the club all the girls were giving
up and deciding to leave, but not me.. I had gut feeling
that I was going to have a great money-making night..
I was sitting at the bar shooting the breeze with my
favorite Bartender, Rene, and two men came in the club
and happen to sit beside me. They were very well dressed
and groomed.. But one of them stood out with sunglasses
on in a very dark club with neon lights glowing. As
we started to conversing all I could do is look at this
man and wonder why he still had his glasses on. About
this time the DJ came on and let the crowd know that
we were going to do a two-for-one special.. So since
I have been talking to these men I asked them for a
dance. They asked me if I could dance for them both..
So I OK'd it with the manager since it was a slow night
and he approved. As I started to dance one of the men
kept on saying "She is a Lovely Blonde" "Her
eyes are as Blue as the ocean" Bob, she has the
Hawaiian tropic tan from head to toe and everything
in between" If you cannot see her Bob feel her
breasts... I jumped in and said NO this is a tabledance
and there can be NO contact.. Greg said" Not even
for my blind friend". My mouth almost hit the floor
and for one minute I felt guilty about even wondering
about why he had his glasses on. Greg leaned over and
said Bob lost his vision in Vietnam and of course I
felt terrible for this man because he had lost his eyesight
fighting for our country, our freedom. At this point
my sympathy is going out for this man. We started all
drinking, doing shots, and dancing. more dancing - by
12:00 I already made $600 and still had two hours to
make more. The guys really had me going that he had
to feel to imagine it in his head.. So Of course I let
him feel around my breasts and my buttocks (nowhere
else!!).. By this time Blind BOB is totally wasted and
decides he wants to go to the Champagne room.. He mentioned
that he wanted the room for the next 2 hours and with
the best Champagne in the house. I looked at him and
told him that "you are looking at spending thousands
of dollars". He said in a sarcastic tone "I
am obviously not "Looking" but "Spending".
I thought that was a little odd because of course if
your not around a blind person at all they should understand
that you will say many words that they might find offensive,
but I let it go... Now we're all in the champagne room
and we are all having a great time then Greg hands me
$2000 and tells me that in all the clubs they have been
in they had enjoyed my company more than anyone else..
Taking this as a compliment and honored i then hear
from Bob "the Hottest one to".. I started
thinking how this blind man can say I was so Hot if
he could not see. But the mixing of alcohol sent this
man "Two sheets to the wind".. He then started
looking for his keys and mentioned that he was seeing
double.. This is when I knew I have been PUNK'D. Greg
looked at me and knew I caught on so finally they came
out and told the truth that they were pulling my leg
and they thought is was the funniest thing in the world.
As I was feeling like a BIG stupid blonde to fall for
it I was laughing all the way to the bank the next day..
$2600 was the best night I had ever had and I still
tell this story to every man that asked me what was
the most money you made in a night?
The Moral of this Real-Life Exotic Dancer story is:
To all the dancers out there beware of the Greg and
Bob's that are manipulative BUT DO take every dime in
there wallet or should I say dollar:) And the next time
it seems like a slow night - Stay because you never
know how the night might end up.
Do you have a story
you would like to feature on Dancer Dolls?
email Kelly Davis
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